You and I both know there are things we love but just shouldn't do. Texting a friend across the room in church to try and make their phone go off. Drinking at kid's birthday parties. And you can probably add 'eating bacon' to that list... albeit, in moderation, it's no worse than watching anything on Bravo for more than 4 hours or so.
That being said, there may just be a way to have your bacon and eat it, too. And it starts with that orange penis root we call the carrot. All it takes is a peeler, some spices and a great southern accent to make! Watch the video:
Did you try it? Because I totally want to, I just don't want to go thru the effort if it sucks. You bat lead-off on this one. Let me know!