♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
Your screen time is high because you're chronically online. You start beef in the comments, scroll like it's cardio, and randomly start group chats at 2AM. Your phone's more dramatic than your love life.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
Your screen time is mostly food TikToks, online shopping tabs, and Spotify. You’re not addicted, you’re just “curating comfort.” Bonus points if you check DoorDash like it’s social media.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You’ve got 20 apps open at once and your average daily time is criminal. You say it’s “research” but it’s really you switching between texting your ex and sending memes to your group chat like a content gremlin.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You say you're not on your phone much, but your screen time is 7 hours because you're re-reading old texts, crafting long notes app rants, or crying in your camera roll at 1AM. It’s giving ✨emotional core memory collector✨.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You check your own story views more than your texts. Screen time is high because it takes a lot of work to maintain the main character aesthetic — and yes, FaceTime counts as productivity in your world.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Your screen time is mostly calendar apps, to-do lists, and Google searches like “how to tell if someone is mad at me without asking.” You claim you’re “efficient,” but your tabs say otherwise.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Most of your time is spent deciding what to post and then deleting it. You spiral in Pinterest boards, compare outfit inspo, and overanalyze every like. Your screen time = curated chaos.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
We can’t even see your screen time — it’s encrypted. You scroll in the shadows, stalk with stealth, and only text when you’re ready to destroy someone with a perfectly timed meme or emotional bomb.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Your screen time is wild on weekends and nonexistent midweek. You’re either sending voice notes while running errands or watching conspiracy videos in bed. Pure chaos with a side of self-growth.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Your screen time is “low” because you lied to yourself and turned off tracking. If it were on, it’d show a combo of work emails, productivity podcasts, and quiet existential dread.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Your screen time is scattered: niche rabbit holes, weird TikToks, and four-hour YouTube essays about random theories. You’re not addicted, you’re just expanding your mind… while ignoring texts.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
Your screen time spikes when you’re daydreaming mid-scroll and accidentally doomscroll for 3 hours. You romanticize even your phone time — like “yes, I’m healing through this Lana Del Rey playlist.”