♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You’re bringing something chaotic, last-minute, and surprisingly elite — like a flaming hot mac ’n’ cheese you Googled “15 minutes before arrival.” It shouldn’t slap… but it SLAPS. You’ll also volunteer to carve the turkey even though no one asked.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)
You’re bringing the best dish at the table — slow-cooked, seasoned, comforting, and absolutely made with love. You taste-tested it four times. The whole room will ask for the recipe and you’ll pretend it’s “nothing.”
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20)
You’re showing up with TWO dishes because you couldn’t decide — one is chaotic, the other is crowd-friendly. You’ll also forget which one you made until someone asks. Your potluck energy is “fun but unpredictable.”
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You’re bringing a sentimental family recipe that has a whole emotional backstory. You want people to feel hugged by your food. You’ll also ask everyone if they’re “doing okay” at least twice.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You’re bringing a dish that LOOKS gorgeous — like a perfectly glazed ham or a 12-layer dessert with edible glitter. Presentation is giving competition show finalist. You fully expect applause.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
You’re bringing something practical, perfectly executed, and exactly on theme — think gourmet stuffing or meticulously plated green bean casserole. No lumps, no guesses, no chaos. You basically catered the event without being paid.
♎ Libra (Sept 23 – Oct 22)
You’re bringing a charcuterie board the size of a coffee table. Perfectly symmetrical, aesthetically ridiculous, and everyone will take photos before eating it. You love when your food is the conversation starter.
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You’re bringing something mysterious-but-amazing — like a dark chocolate tart or spicy chili cranberry sauce. People don’t know what to expect… but they end up obsessed. You disappear into the kitchen at least once to “reset your energy.”
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
You’re bringing something you discovered while traveling — some funky fusion dish no one else has heard of. It’s chaotic, bold, and unexpectedly delicious. You will also show up late, but with vibes.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
You’re bringing the dish that actually holds the whole meal together — roasted veggies, mashed potatoes, or rolls that actually rise. You’re the backbone of this potluck. People depend on you more than they admit.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You’re bringing something vegan, gluten-free, or completely experimental… and honestly? It kind of slaps. You’re the wild card of the table. Your dish sparks three debates and one new friendship.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You’re bringing the comfort dessert — the soft, gooey, nostalgic thing everyone goes back for seconds of. You made it while listening to sad music and romanticizing the whole process. People can taste the feelings (in a good way).