♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): Your apology is basically, “ok but it wasn’t that deep, can we move on?” You’ll buy them Starbucks, not because you’re sorry, but because you hate awkward vibes.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’ll say sorry with food. Like, “I got you fries, we good?” — carbs are your love language.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You apologize with a 3-minute TED Talk, two side tangents, and a meme. By the end, nobody remembers what the fight was about.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You’ll tear up mid-apology and make it way more emotional than it needed to be. Honestly, your crying IS the apology.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): Your apology comes with a dramatic monologue and maybe even background music. You’ll say sorry… but you’ll also remind them how iconic you are.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You send a bullet-point apology like it’s a Google Doc. “Here’s what I did wrong, here’s how I’ll fix it.”
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You’ll apologize for things you didn’t even do just to keep the peace. “Sorry the weather sucked today, that one’s on me.”
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You rarely say sorry, but when you do, it’s intense. You’ll stare them down like “look into my soul, I mean this.” Lowkey scary, but effective.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’re like, “my bad lol” and think that’s enough. Then you try to change the subject to literally anything else.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You treat apologies like business meetings. Straight to the point: “I was wrong. Won’t happen again.” Then you shake hands and clock out out of the friendship because you don’t do drama.
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): Your apology is sending a meme at 2 a.m. with zero context. If they laugh, beef squashed. And you’re good
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You send a paragraph text with song lyrics in it. It’s dramatic, heartfelt, and somehow makes the other person comfort you.