♈ Aries: You’re screaming at every red light like it personally betrayed you. If the car in front doesn’t move the second it turns green, you’re ready to fight.
♉ Taurus: You’re vibing. Snacks in the passenger seat, playlist on shuffle, seat leaned back — traffic basically just turned into a personal picnic.
♊ Gemini: You’re calling three different people, sending 12 texts, and filming a car rant TikTok. Traffic isn’t a delay, it’s content.
♋ Cancer: You’re in your feelings, staring out the window like you’re in a breakup music video. You’ve already texted “ugh stuck in traffic 😩” to the group chat.
♌ Leo: You’re using traffic as your stage. Windows down, music blasting, performing full concerts to the cars around you. And we wouldn't be surprised if someone claps.
♍ Virgo: You’re gripping the wheel, calculating exactly how many minutes you’ll be late, and already planning how you are going to explain that you are late. That is stressing you out more than the actual traffic.
♎ Libra: You’re making eye contact with strangers in other cars, lowkey hoping you’ll make a new friend. Meanwhile, you’re too indecisive to pick a new route.
♏ Scorpio: You’re glaring at every driver like it’s their fault. Your aura says, “Don’t even THINK about cutting in front of me.”
♐ Sagittarius: You’ve already given up and are brainstorming excuses for why you’ll be late. “Traffic was basically character development.”
♑ Capricorn: You’re emailing your boss, rescheduling meetings, and still trying to be productive. Stuck in traffic, but still clocked in.
♒ Aquarius: You’re narrating the situation like a podcast nobody asked for. At this point, you’re giving TED Talks to your steering wheel.
♓ Pisces: You’re zoning out, and thinking about entire scenarios where traffic clears and you roll up on time like the hero in a rom-com. Meanwhile, the car in front of you moved three times.