Look - Taylor Swift tickets are a pretty damn hot commodity right now. Shoot, I hosted a thing the other day where they auctioned off a pair and they ended up selling for $1000! And that was for her show at Arrowhead (shameless plug - win some here)
However, in more populated spots like New York, people are willing to go even further to score them. For example, right now there's a pizza shop owner willing to trade PIZZA FOR A YEAR for a pair of tickets. FOR. A. YEAR.
And so it got me thinking - between those two things, which would you choose? I mean, it's a win either way. But for me, well... I'm taking the pizza. Look, I love Taylor. I do. But if you're dangling a year's worth of free pies in front of me, there aren't many things I wouldn't trade for it. And it's not like, "oh man, I'd get sick of it after a while..." because it's been scientifically proven that NO ONE EVER gets sick of pizza. Plus, think of the savings! We're at it at least once a week on our house because it's the only thing our entire family can agree on.
Well, that AND Taylor. But still. Pizza. Sorry, Taylor. Out of everyone though, I'm sure you understand.